Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.
Today I am multitasking. (For some bizarre reason that I can’t explain, the name of Ray Nagin, Mayor of New Orleans, keeps popping up).
I had an idea for a bifurcated double-decker bus designed to drive in large drainage tunnels, spiraling all the way through. Although it would definitely need driver and passenger harnesses, who wouldn’t want to go to school in this?
I patted myself on the back for coming up with such a novel and absurd idea.
Then, while doing a Patent search prior to filing one, I found that another smartass beat me to it, and now I’m out of excuses for not mowing the lawn.
[Original undoctored image from somewhere in here.]
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