Pendlemont Turnstile East, England (Strutts News Services)
In an unprecedented feat of unnatural chamomile and a verified act of a genuine changeling, singer Amy Winehouse successfully produced a live wombat from her head, with neither provocation nor warning Thursday, in front of three of her four close friends (two of which didn’t show).
Due to years of self-inflicted mental and physical abuse, Ms. Winehouse came forward and admitted to Senior Reporter Bonnie Phumph (Strutts News Services) that she had indeed succeeded in her ongoing mind-altering experiments.
“It’s only natural that I should produce apparitions like this. I see them all the time, and it’s about time you did, too,” stated the formerly attractive Ms. W.
The unusually coloured black wombat emerged, scratched itself a bit, and wandered off into the hinterlands of the internest; Ms. Winehouse quietly followed and retired for a three-day nap prior to wandering off herself.
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Wednesday, 18 June 2008 at 5:44 PM
Another one! Someone get my gun!
Wednesday, 18 June 2008 at 6:42 PM
Sorry for the sloppy post editing… been busy lately. I needed a last minute filler and I liked the wombat hair. –Bunk
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Thursday, 19 June 2008 at 1:36 AM
It is completely false – I was never in Winehouse’s head! It was a bandicoot!
sgnd
The Hairy-Nosed Wombat
Thursday, 19 June 2008 at 8:39 PM
archiearch– G’head. Prove a negative.
Thursday, 19 June 2008 at 8:40 PM
We’re waiting.
Thursday, 26 June 2008 at 7:37 AM
[Looks around]
Has he gone yet? Bloody philosophicals – I’m a wombat, not Wittgenstein!