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Kirk vs. T vs. Norris: Battle of the Titans (Part 3)

By Bunk Strutts

Chuck. You don’t even have to say his last name before he roundhouse kicks you for even thinking that he might be not be invincible. Chuck vs. Jim vs. Mr. is an awesome conundrum, mainly because all three are good guys who wouldn’t be pounding each other down for the count. They’d join forces and pound ME down for even suggesting such an absurdity. They would, but they won’t. They’re good guys, just like me.

IF there was a three-way match up between Captain Kirk, Mr. T, and Chuck Norris, CN has a definite edge.

Firstly, he’s got all THE FACTS on his side. THE FACTS are a formidable weapon by themselves, and basically negate any argument regarding the possibility of Norris being somewhat inferior to Kirk and T.

Secondly, he’s still got all THE FACTS. No argument.

Thirdly, all THE FACTS are true.

Looks to me like Chuck Norris wins the tournament, as he’s standing right behind me as I post thIN NO WAY COULD CAPTAIN KIRK OR MR. T BEAT ME EITHER INDIVIDUALLY OR IN A TWO-ON-ONE MATCH SIGNED CHUCK NORRIS. TYPE IT AND POST IT. NOW. GET AWAY FROM YOUR KEYBOARD. I’LL HIT SEND.

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7 Responses to “Kirk vs. T vs. Norris: Battle of the Titans (Part 3)”

  1. Bunk Strutts Says:
    Wednesday, 18 June 2008 at 10:31 pm

    Is that the way you wanted me to post it, Mr. Norris?

  2. Chuck Norris Says:
    Tuesday, 24 June 2008 at 8:40 am

    Yes. This is satisfactory.

    Drill Alaska!

  3. Bunk Strutts Says:
    Tuesday, 24 June 2008 at 9:36 pm

    Thank you Mr. Norris.

  4. raincoaster Says:
    Tuesday, 24 June 2008 at 11:23 pm

    Chuck is full of shit. Everyone knows it comes down to who looks better with his shirt off, and that’s obviously Kirk. So Chuck Norris doesn’t blend; so what? They didn’t even DARE try to blend the Captain!

  5. Bunk Strutts Says:
    Tuesday, 24 June 2008 at 11:41 pm

    rain– You and your blenders are completely wrong. Lt. Uhura gets my vote in the shirtless category. She definitely had the legs, too. Maybe we’ll do a best TV babe competition in a few weeks. FinPeng said he’d put up a poll this week while I’m away in the weasel-infested swamps and sweatlands of the midwest.

  6. VE Says:
    Wednesday, 25 June 2008 at 10:27 am

    Yeah, but Bruce Lee kicked Chuck’s ASS in one of his movies and Chuck was the BAD guy! Bruce could still kick his ASS…well, if he weren’t dead and all that…but that’s just a minor glitch…

  7. Kirk vs. T vs. Norris: Battle of the Titans (Part 2) « Tacky Raccoons Says:
    Monday, 17 November 2008 at 11:41 pm

    [...] posts here and here. Related archive here. Coming up tomorrow: Chuck [...]

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