Lesbian Amputee Dwarf Porn

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Okay, a number of you folks dared me to make a post with that obnoxious non-sequitur of a title, and now you want pictures.  Go visit your favorite regular mainstream lesbian amputee dwarf porn site of choice for LADP photos (the one you already have bookmarked) ’cause you won’t find ‘em here.

Yeah, I know.  It’s a shallow cheap plug for traffic, and it prolly won’t happen again.  All in fun, folks, all in fun.  Settle down…  it’s still better than reading a parsing of an Obama speech, and you’ve got a captioned animal picture as a bonus.

Tell you what.  Just for playing along, I’ll let you know how much the traffic on this post spikes with just those four little PG-13 words.  You can play along, too, just by linking to this post with those same four little PG-13 words, and lemme know if YOUR traffic spikes up a tad as well.  Or not.

[Original undoctored image from somewhere in here.]

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17 Responses to “Lesbian Amputee Dwarf Porn”

  1. archiearchive FCD Says:

    Whoo hooo – That should spike things in a day or two – when the search engines find it.

    I have been thinking of doing something similar since my “A Nude, Transexual, Pornographic LOLCthulhu” has quietened down after around 12 months and 3,000 hits.

  2. Dan Says:

    We get some traffic from ‘hoot porn’, because Rene did a post on women’s porn (having a guy clean the house, etc.) and I did a post on an owl during that same week.

    I assume it’s people misspelling ‘hoot’, but you never know.

  3. Dan Says:

    ‘hot’. People misspelling ‘hot’. Like me.

  4. Bunk Strutts Says:

    archie– At least I’m no the only blogho that tosses out a cheap advertisement.

    Dan– I’ve seen you on camera at RockHopper’s… “Hoot” is more fitting, at least in your case. =)

  5. archiearchive FCD Says:

    Better results have come from “Blonde Chick with a Nice Pussy” (Sept, 2007 – 8,000+) and “A Pair of Naked Boobies” (Jan, 2007 – 5,000+) but the best has been “Nude Gymnastics and Swimming” (Mar, 2007 – 36,000+. That is in excess of 10% of my total hits over two years!). Says a lot for those “Community Standards” which are used as a definition of “Porn”.

  6. Bunk Strutts Says:

    archie– In December 2007, “Another Great Christmas Idea” fetched almost 15,000 in one day, with over 60,000 total. I thought it was a lame filler post, like the first Babe Magnet. I still haven’t figgered out what hits, so I just post what amuses me.

  7. suchabastard Says:

    Damn! And I was looking for a new lover!

  8. Gregoire Says:

    You knobs. I was actually looking for lesbian dwarf amputee porn as well

  9. Bunk Strutts Says:

    Grego– Sorry to take so long to get back to you. Knobs can be found here.

  10. izaakmak Says:

    I think I must have as the giraffe when I saw the title to this post!

  11. Bunk Strutts Says:

    mak– Oddly enough, it didn’t generate a lot of traffic by itself. although 1,400 showed up looking for either amputee or dwarf porn. According to my stats, nobody showed up while on a lesbian hunt.

  12. izaakmak Says:

    Hell, since when do you have to search for lesbians on the net? I get enough of them while I’m searching for stuff that has nothing to do with sex at all!

  13. Bunk Strutts Says:

    mak– But Tacky Raccoons is still the No.1 Google search result for LBADP. I’m up there with “Igde Pshat“, too, not to mention planetross’ “handmade aboriginal fake turd“. These are some of my small contributions to the world.

  14. izaakmak Says:

    What the hell is “great kalpana chawlas vedios andphotos b”??? I can’t even begin to figure out which of my posts this brought up!

  15. Bunk Strutts Says:

    mak– I’ve got no idea what you’re talking about. Sounds like spam, but it didn’t come from me (I hope).

  16. izaakmak Says:

    Sorry, that was an example from my own stats.

  17. Naked Chick « Tacky Raccoons Says:

    [...] we know. Blatant Google Search pimpage. Just like this post. [From Amy Oops' [...]

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