Wilmington, Delaware (Strutts News Services) - According to an amazing number of news sources, Joe Biden was nominated earlier today as Obama’s VP because he’s “stared down dictators“ according to Barack Obama.
I imagine he did it just like this guy, and dictators all over the world collectively lost control of their bowels and changed their governments to democratically elected representative republics.
The world is a safer place because of Senator Joe Biden.
[UPDATE: Strutts News Services reports 19,500 hits for a google search of "Joe Biden stared down dictators." Name one dictator that Biden "stared down" and the results of that stare down. The world is waiting.]
[UPDATE 2: Here.]
[UPDATE 3: Welcome Malkinites!]
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Sunday, 24 August 2008 at 2:00 AM
I wish I could do that, especially if someone in a shop gives you a “LOOK” for farting, burping etc
Sunday, 24 August 2008 at 5:34 PM
When I was a kid at the State Fair, back when they had “freak shows,” I saw a guy who was naturally nicknamed “Popeye.” Woof. He could pop each of his eyes together or individually, and for the climax of the show, he’d alternate popping his left and the right eyeballs in quick succession.
I liked the bikini-clad Snake Girl better. For an extra 50 cents you could see her in the box, criss-crossed by swords, in an anatomically bizarre position.