How to Build a Zebra
Step 1. Build a zebra frame.

Step 2. Paint to resemble a zebra.

How to Build a Rhinoceros
Step 1. Build a rhinoceros frame.

Step 2. Paint to resemble a rhinoceros.

How to Build a Wildebeest
Step 1. Take a wild guess.
“The Art of Taxidermy,” 1898, by John Rowley can be found in its entirety here. The text is fascinating. I just might download it so I can repair my jackalope head.
[Another excellent find by Hanuman. Jackalope photo from here. Also, check out our Archive of Contributions to the World.]
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Friday, 1 May 2009 at 11:10 AM
Does that helicopter thing play Wagner? That would be cool. ANd thanks for the education on taxidermy–I had no idea it was a simple two-step process.
Friday, 1 May 2009 at 3:39 PM
cbull– Yeah, but you gotta turn your speakers up to 11. As for the taxidermy, the toughest part is mixing the paint colors just right.