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Archive for August, 2009
Official Announcement
Sunday, 9 August 2009Saturday Matinee – Watercolor, Muffin Machines, Building Roll w/ Tosh & Stones
Saturday, 8 August 2009Full screen is cool. [Found here.]
[Found here.]
Comment found on the Utoobage:
Wooow! It takes a certain level of 3rd world engineering to pull off a demo that is usually only possible in CARTOON PHYSICS!
[Found here.]
Classic version of Chuck Berry’s classic.
Classic verison of Bob Marley’s classic.
Yawkin’ Foo some people summertime…
The First Amendment Was Added to the U.S. Constitution for a Reason.
Friday, 7 August 2009
And because of the First Amendment, there was a Second Amendment. The purpose of the Second Amendment was to enforce the First.
When Union thugs are hired and encouraged to squelch the speech of those individual citizens who oppose the rapid enactment of socialist policies in this Country, and the mainstream media is complicit with and encourages attacks on the basic right of Freedom of Speech, I get pissed. I can’t wait for November 2010. (Click the image for a bonus.)
[Tip o' the Tarboosh to cbullitt for the Angry Mob blank.]
The .gif Friday Post No.92 – Evolution & Ballistics
Friday, 7 August 2009
The Dental Floss Tycoon
Thursday, 6 August 2009
Gnome Herding Declared Illegal in Oz
Wednesday, 5 August 2009
Cootamundra, New South Wales, AU (Strutts News Services) -
In a bold move, Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd declared a state of emergency in this small shire of 5,600 after more than 1,500 gnomes were discovered in captivity on Thursday. Many of the captive ornamentals showed signs of neglect, and all appeared relieved to be freed from their captor.
“An allotment of four gnomes per person is unfathomable,” declared Rudd. “It flies in the face of everything this country stands for.”
Although Rudd acknowledged that some of the gnomes were not full grown and had barely sprouted when the farm was discovered, he condemned the practice as barbaric. “These gnomes were not intended for distribution to those in need across New South Wales, but were earmarked for export. It’s no secret that such trafficking is illegal.”
[Spokespersons for VE Imports, the world's largest gnome trader, did not return our phone calls and were unavailable for comment.]
When asked about gnome farmer and property owner Cobber Bluey, the locals eyed the ground in reverence. “He’s gone,” said neighbor Marcy Dotes. “He stepped over the line ten times too many, the bastard.”
Amy Tagged Me.
Tuesday, 4 August 2009
Although I already post occasionally on AmyOops, she smack-tags me with this. A “6 Things That Make Me Happy” meme. Ugh.
I’m inclined to answer all six with various combinations of asparagus and beer, because when combined, they cover all five acceptable senses at once. The sixth one might be troublesome, but I could shout it down fairly easily.
So, I decided to answer the meme honestly. Except for Mrs. Strutts, Bunkessa and Bunkarina, here’s what made me happy today:
1. This.
2. That.
3. The Other.
4. These.
5. Those.
6. Everything here.
I suggest y’all tag yourselves with this meme on the honor system. I’m gonna enjoy my asparagus + diuretic of choice instead. –Bunk
Listen Loudly.
Tuesday, 4 August 2009
Bill Murray: Posterchild for Socialism?
Monday, 3 August 2009
[Found here because they linked to us. Appears to be a pro-communist Swedish blog, but I dunno, Babs.]
Stump Bunk
Monday, 3 August 2009We’re up to about 17 regular viewers here after thousands of hours of effort, and it’s starting to pay off. As we drift aimlessly into Our Third Annum of existance, our Crack Team of Webminers suggested another poll. It’s a very simple yes/no thingy, and it’s free.
CTW thought we might want to venture into the realm of comments, i.e., post nothing of substance, but use the post itself as a comment generator.
We’re gonna ignore the poll for now, but leave your pertinent questions in the comments section and we’ll respond after leaving the toilet seat up and flushing with our feet. Depending on the volume (of questions) we may answer all in one post, or spread them out over the lawn to hose ‘em down later.
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