Wow. I’ve been looking for a dozen assorted Inflatable Snake Swords for years, if only to have a crazy sword fight. If you swing one ISS and miss, the snakehead homes in on and bites your enemy right in the crackerbockles before deflating. Ouch. Crazy.
On the other hand, these Light-Up Expando Swords come with a built-in choking hazard. Swing one at your enemy and it breaks up into little weaponettes that fly screaming right down his/her/its throat. These weapons of mass illumination go for $14.99/dozen, so maybe they’re better for self defense after all, but they’re definitely not assorted.
Foam Swords + Duct Tape are an entirely different class of weaponry, to be covered in a future post. Meanwhile, don’t mess with ANYONE who displays little cows with crescent moons on his/her foam sword sheath. These people are dangerous, and THEY play for keeps.
[Found in here and here and here.]
Tags: choking hazard, Duct Tape, Expando Sword, foam sword, Gift Ideas, illuminated, inflatable, lol death, sheath, snake, sword
Monday, 7 September 2009 at 7:41 AM
Choking with laughter (odd I know, but just what I needed): we HAVE those expando swords here still somewhere. Hey! They work. I’m choking. And the first thing I thought about green woman was…cows jumping over the moon? Are we getting our fantasy worlds a little confused maybe?
Monday, 7 September 2009 at 12:25 PM
thelit– I want to know if the snake swords have little inflatable fangs with inflatable venom.
Monday, 7 September 2009 at 9:24 PM
The wavy swords at top are trippy. I want one!
Monday, 7 September 2009 at 10:13 PM
Necro– I want two. One for a spare. Talkin’ arms race here.
Wednesday, 9 September 2009 at 3:22 PM
BS: I’m a pacifist, but what the hell, I’ll take half a dozen. ;)
Wednesday, 9 September 2009 at 6:02 PM
Necro– Regarding Pacifism: If you were found unarmed, and that Green Warrior attacked you, you’d risk death by 1,000 foam rubber sword marks. On the other hand, if you had an Inflatable Snake Sword, or even a Light-Up Expando Sword, she’d likely back down and let you have your way with her. Your choice; be safe or sorry.