The procedure is obvious. First, get a Sharpie Pen and make lame pretend tattoos on your left forearm. Then, put two tablespoons of baking soda in a half-cup of warm water. Find a juvenile hedgehog, and instruct the little rascal about the importance of personal hygiene using your roommate’s toothbrush. (Don’t tell yer homedawg until the photo is posted all over the internest).
Blow-dry your hog on low setting and Enjoy.
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Tuesday, 15 September 2009 at 2:22 AM
We don’t have hedgehogs here in Tasmania, I may have to try & find an echidna. I’m sure my wife won’t mind me using her toothbrush for such a worthy cause
Tuesday, 15 September 2009 at 7:38 AM
Hilarious. Glad it’s not my toothbrush though.
Tuesday, 15 September 2009 at 8:58 AM
Hedgehog! … it looks like a “sinkhog” to me!
Hey! there’s a line up for that thing!
Tuesday, 15 September 2009 at 11:09 AM
Tony– I think April 21 is Wash Your Echnida Day in NZ, but I can’t confirm it. I just remember that it’s in the spring.
S.Le– So you’d rather muck up someone else’s toothbrush instead? I wouldn’t have guessed that you’re one of THOSE people. :)
plane– How dirty do these little guys get?
Wednesday, 16 September 2009 at 9:05 PM
I’m one of THOSE people who think hedgehogs, porcupines, and tarantulas are adorable. What is driving me nuts is: why is there a jar of peanut butter on the sink?
Wednesday, 16 September 2009 at 9:26 PM
thelit– That’s not peanut butter. I think it’s coagulated vicodin.
Thursday, 17 September 2009 at 10:17 AM
*whew* Thanks Bunk, that makes so much more sense. Old Vicodin = scrubbing your hedgehog with a toothbrush. Riddle solved.
Thursday, 17 September 2009 at 7:37 PM
thelit– I have a knack for seeing things in B&W and cutting to the chase. There are no gray areas in my world.
Monday, 12 October 2009 at 12:07 AM
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Saturday, 27 March 2010 at 3:11 PM
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Saturday, 27 March 2010 at 5:05 PM
Kitty– Nice to see you here. Lotsa other stuff to muck around in.