Depending on the task, the modern woman should change her frock between duties such as to keep herself presentable for when her husband returns home. The modern woman should also have a variety of aprons to wear to compliment her daily wardrobe in case the husband arrives home early.
The modern woman is also advised to wash her wardrobe and aprons by hand on a daily basis such that her husband don’t be comin’ home from the plant and be findin’ y’all stinky and stuff.
[Found at Nurse Myra's Place.]
Tags: aprons, common sense, frocks, Housewives, modern, Retro, woman
Tuesday, 13 October 2009 at 12:28 AM
Simply replace “modern” with “aspiring old-fashioned housewife”.
Tuesday, 13 October 2009 at 1:01 AM
Glad you made this information available for all our modern women to read.
Tuesday, 13 October 2009 at 7:44 AM
I think I used some of this text as a best man speech once.
Tuesday, 13 October 2009 at 12:45 PM
Wish I’d been at that wedding planetross
Tuesday, 13 October 2009 at 2:43 PM
humo– Naw.
Tony– So how many modern women do you have?
plane– Yep, and Mrs. Strutts is still pissed at you.
nursem– Bet you woulda clocked him, huh.