How to REALLY piss off a golden retriever

By Bunk Strutts

That’s step one.  Step two has to do with a slice of bologna.

Yeah, it looks funny, but PLEASE don’t do this to your loyal dog. Don’t do it to the one who’s gonna drag you, your spouse and your children, all unconscious, one-by-one out of your burning house by the collar in the middle of the night in a sleet storm and risk his/her life to to return to the inferno to fetch your wallet and a 6-pack with a quart of Jack.

Do it to your ambivalent anarchist cat who doesn’t care if you burn or not as long as there’s a pile of food somewhere within a quarter mile of the house.

Just don’t do it to the dog.

[Image from here.]

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4 Responses to “How to REALLY piss off a golden retriever”

  1. Bombshell_Brad Says:

    Hahaha nice. Hate to say it but I think it takes a lot more than that to piss of a golden retriever.

  2. Bunk Strutts Says:

    Bombsh– There’s a limit to a dog’s patience, even if it’s a golden retriever. I’d tell you a story, but it’s kind of a bummer. Otherwise, nice to have you here!

  3. Jessica Says:

    Wow.. That’s just… wow.

  4. Bunk Strutts Says:

    Jessica– That’s not what Fido is thinking.

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