“replicate the sound of a kitchen knife slicing into a potato”? You’re a retard. That’s a sound effect used for those old radio detective shows. Stabbing a potato made a sound like a person being stabbed (those shows were pretty violent).
bob-decco– Did you hear that little *woosh* sound? That was sarcasm flying right over your fuzzy little head, and if you apologize for calling me a retard, I’ll delete your email address that you posted as your name, dork.