“I Am The Eggplant” followed by “Lettuce Be” and “Big Butter and Eggplant.”
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The Illustrated Police News, 19th century
“Say there, young fellow, let’s go divvies!” says the ad.
Sounds like a predatory skinny-dipping proposal to me, or maybe it’s a way to get Boy Freckles to wash up in the retention basin so the hot dogs don’t smell like a 14-year-old boy’s armpits. Maybe he’ll lose those lens-less dork frames at the same time.
Instead, I’d tell him, “Now hold ‘em all real still, boy. Here comes the chili, and it’s kinda hot.”
And the glass on the left is on its side and not spilling a drop.
[Found in here.]