Archive for the ‘Gift Ideas’ Category

Tenemos Caracoles En Nuestros Orejas.

Thursday, 22 May 2014

Ear Snails

[Found here, and don't miss our Snails & Slugs Archive because it's entirely awesome.]

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Rotisserie

Wednesday, 19 March 2014

Rotisserie

Brilliant.

[Found here.]

Stuffed Classroom WTF

Wednesday, 22 January 2014

Crappy Taxidermy Classroom FAIL

I don’t even know what that classroom display animal is/was, but it’s obvious that it was blinded and kicked in the snout by a something larger and more adept at surival. Maybe it’s just a good luck mascot that every child whacks on the way to the playground to prevent injuries. Your guess is as good as mine

[Found here.]

Another Great Christmas Gift Idea

Tuesday, 10 December 2013

Thor

[Found here. More gift ideas here.]

Another Great Gift Idea: Diesel Books

Monday, 2 December 2013

Diesels Tomes

Diesel, aka Robert Kroese, helped me to get into Big Time Blogging with cordial honest advice. Buy his books, read them, then donate them as gifts to the homeless. –Bunk

Black Friday at Heck’s Department Store

Monday, 2 December 2013

Elevator to Hell

Escalator to 2nd Floor – Heck’s Kitchen Appliances.

[Found here.]

Big Little Green Army Men

Tuesday, 26 November 2013

Green Army Men

Yeah, we had ‘em.

We’d split them up, Germans vs. Allies, set them up in the dirt, then each of us would shoot rubber bands at the opponent’s “army.” If the rubber band knocked over a soldier, he was taken off of the battlefield as KIA.

If you shot a rubber band off your thumb, hit or miss, it became part of your opponent’s arsenal. If you were a good shot but too aggressive, you might run out of rubberband ammo and lose the battle. Strategy & Tactics for 8 year old boys.

[Found here, via here.]

James Brown was Stillborn.

Thursday, 21 November 2013

James Brown Star Time 1 James Brown Star Time 2

James Brown Star Time 2a

Not to disparage the late Butane James, but being born dead and recovering is one helluva fetus. Aside from that, this compilation is completely awesome.

Insta-Tan

Monday, 11 November 2013

Insta-Tan

According to some venues these days, everyone hates being born white, so here’s the solution. Flick the Zippo, fire up the burner, and whammo.
Instant tan. Guaranteed to turn your hair black, too.

[Found in here.]

Atari Meets Foghat

Sunday, 3 November 2013

Atari + Foghat

This is creepy as hell. What did they do with Mom?

[Found here. Related post here.]


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