Archive for the ‘Potty Humor’ Category

Efficiency Apartment For Rent

Monday, 6 January 2014

Efficiency Apartment

There’s an inflatable mattress in the tub, too. Provide your own cooler.

[h/t Dan S. via email.]

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A Watched Pot…

Wednesday, 4 December 2013

Kitchen Commode

Ain’t nothin’ like the smell of home cookin’.

[Found here.]

Elevated Turkish Toilets. Fancy that.

Tuesday, 19 November 2013

bombler.ru

Bombs away me hearties. Now where is the wheelchair accessible one?

Not sure why there are no privacy partitions, unless this lineup is for a competition (Game of Thrones?) but there’s something else missing, and I’m not gonna go there.

[Found in here, archive for Potty Humor here.]

Don’t Sit Under The Argan Tree

Sunday, 10 November 2013

Goats In A Tree

These goats live in a small region in southwestern Morocco where the Argan tree grows. Although the region is semi-arid desert and there’s fodder elsewhere, they love argan berries. They’re goat candy. Since the goats can’t reach them from the ground, they learned to climb Argan trees.

But that’s not the weird part.

When the goats poop, local women pick out the hard undigested nuts, crack them, extract the seeds, mash and grind them up, and produce argan oil – all by hand. It gets stranger: only women are allowed to do it.

Women [...] run the entire industry, which is an incredible fact considering that Morocco is a rather patriarchal society. Only women are taught to make argan oil, and they are the sole gatekeepers to the centuries-old method. Much of the country’s oil is made in cooperatives that allow women the opportunity to work and make money independently [via].

Then they rub it on their faces, put it in their hair or eat it. TRUE.

But take this story a step further, and it becomes downright astounding. One sunny day, hundreds of years ago, some Berber women figured it out:

“Hey, Fatima! Bouchra! I found some goat crap under a tree. I bet there’s something in it that we can eat AND wear. Whaddya think? Don’t tell the guys.”

And the rest is history. But wait. There’s more:

The Berbers were the same people that produced Berber carpets, and had a hand in producing purple dye from seashells – the color of Roman Royalty. It’s also interesting to note that a large percentage of Berbers were Jews, Christians and Animists before those sects were marginalized by Islam in the 7th Century. The Barbary pirates were Islamic Berbers, thrived in the world-wide slave trade, and the word “barbarian” has etymological roots to the Berbers as well.

Goats-trees-berries-poop-cosmetics-food-Morocco-Berbers-carpet-purple-Islam-pirates-slavery-barbarians. What a connection, and it all began with Goats In Trees.

Fun Facts To Know And Tell.

[Image found here. Somewhat related post here.]

A Duck In Every Pot

Wednesday, 2 October 2013

A Duck In Every Pot

I so want to do what you’re guessing I want to do, just to see it spin.

[Found here. More ducks and geese here.]

Try It Before You Buy It: “Clean Up On Aisle 5.”

Thursday, 15 August 2013

Try It Before You Buy It

[Found here.]

Horse Face Plant

Thursday, 30 May 2013

Horse Face

[Found here, and if you didn't notice, we've added an equine archive for all you horsiephiles out there. Let me know if I missed any.]

Russian Office Air Freshener

Tuesday, 16 April 2013

Russian Office Air Freshener

[Found in here.]

Happy Birthday Bunkanne!

Wednesday, 20 March 2013

Birthday Present Bummer

[Found here.]

Nature’s Calling

Monday, 4 February 2013

Nature 2

When Nature calls, say “Hello.”

[Found in here. More potty humor here.]


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