[Found here.]
Archive for the ‘Stupid’ Category
Beer of Champions
Wednesday, 19 June 2013RabbitDuckRabbitDuck
Tuesday, 18 June 2013
One little tiny adjustment can make all the difference.
Reminds me of this classic.
[Original undoctored image found here.]
Lo-Heat Slo-Baked Pizza
Tuesday, 11 June 2013
Reminds me of college. Three of us shared an apartment, took turns cooking and doing dishes. One guy always balked, never wanted to do the chores. We were pushing a rope.
Then came Spring Break. Scotty & I were done with midterms a couple days early so we left the kitchen duties for The Don, as it was his overdue turn to clean up.
After Spring Break, I was the first one back to the apartment, opened the door and noticed a significant change in our beer-soaked hovel. When I found the source of the aroma, the goop was so far gone it called me by name, flipped me off and dared me to move it. The Don had taken the stack of unwashed dishes, kitchenware, pots & pans, stuffed them into the oven, and left them to cook on their own for a few weeks.
Had the three of us not been bunking in the same room, I would have packed it all underneath The Don‘s mattress. Instead, I filled the bathroom tub with hot water and dish soap, unloaded the oven while holding my breath, and drowned the beast. Then I moved into my college girlfriend’s hovel to wait it out.
[Pro-tip: Never move into your college girlfriend's hovel no matter how hot you think she is. Better to deal with the maggots in the wok.]
[Image found here.]
Graffiti – Risky Business
Monday, 10 June 2013
[Found here.]
The .GIF Friday Post No.283 – Hodad Beach, Invisible Kiss & Landshark
Friday, 7 June 2013
Saturday Matinee – Free Range Grains, Animal TV, Chuck Mead, Hubert Sumlin & David Johansen
Saturday, 1 June 2013Free range farm [via].
Animal TV has a great soundtrack. [h/t Phil]
Chuck Mead‘ “Girl On The Billboard.” Thank God for country kickers who compose clever ballads that actually rhyme, and Chuck Mead is one of them.
Hubert Sumlin and David Johansen (New York Dolls) with a killer version of Howlin’ Wolf‘s “Smokestack Lightning.” From the Utoobage comments:
“I don’t know where it came from originally but this is on the extras of the DVD ‘Blues: The Road to Memphis.’
That should do it for another edition of The Saturday Matinee. Have a better than mediocre weekend and be back here tomorrow for mediocrity PLUS.
The .Gif Friday Post No.282 – Horsehands, Dog Catcher & Watermelon Squeezin’s
Friday, 31 May 2013
Horse Face Plant
Thursday, 30 May 2013
[Found here, and if you didn't notice, we've added an equine archive for all you horsiephiles out there. Let me know if I missed any.]
