Archive for the ‘Stupid’ Category

Humpty Dumping

Monday, 20 February 2012


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There was a reason the nursery rhyme didn’t mention an egg. According to Wiki, the earliest known publication was in 1803:

According to the Oxford English Dictionary the term “humpty dumpty” referred to a drink of brandy boiled with ale in the seventeenth century. The riddle probably exploited, for misdirection, the fact that “humpty dumpty” was also eighteenth-century reduplicative slang for a short and clumsy person.

Although there are other unproven theories that the rhyme references an historical figure or event, Humpty Dumpty was merely a riddle of the “What Am I” sort, and the answer was “an egg.”  (And ten dozen guys couldn’t figure out how to make an omelette?) Try this one:

I am white
And wet to touch;
I can blind
If you stare too much.

The .Gif Friday Post No. 215 – Shades, BunnyLady, Dance of the Awsome

Friday, 17 February 2012

[Found here, here and here.]

Update: Bunkessa recobanized the last one -  from here.

Take off your coat and pull up a Hot Links

Sunday, 12 February 2012

The Crappercycle is designed to save paper toilet seat covers. Really.

“Sit Better – Fit Better – Feel Better – Naturally Better” is the motto of the manufacturer of a toilet seat made especially for wide loads  help you  5#!+ better. Really.

Here’s a clever fixture that allows evacuation without even pulling your pants down. Really.

Like music from the WWII era? Here you go.

Free cabin porn [via Woosk].

A five year old identifies corporate logos [via Miss Cellanea].

Goths Up Trees is self explanatory.

Big Bad Wolf is big (and dead).

Cool photos here.

Bunk Johnson.

We now conclude our broadcasting day.

The .Gif Friday Post No.214 – Spit Spaz, Bowser Bidet, Lighthouse Wave, Beach Basket Cat

Friday, 10 February 2012





[Found here, here, here and here,]

A.M. Bacon’s Contribution To The World

Wednesday, 8 February 2012

There you have it. A.M. Bacon invented personal space. Awesome.

From A. M. Bacon, Manual of Gesture (1875).

[Found here.]

Function Over Form

Tuesday, 7 February 2012


Okay, that’s fixed. That, too. Alright, might as well fix this. Hmmm. This could use some fixin’. Gonna fix this next. Done. Probably ought to fix that while I’m at it. Now what to fix? Ooh. Got it. Next…

[Received via email from 1389AD. Click for larger images.]

The Art of Trolling

Monday, 6 February 2012

Jonco’s description:
“Some guy on Reddit posted that his cousin was bored so he gave out his new phone number on Facebook. Soon after, the texting tomfoolery began.”
[Click the vertical bar on the left to see it, click again to read it. Found here.]

Super Bowl Sunday – We’ve Already Seen These, And Now It’s Your Turn.

Sunday, 5 February 2012

Madonna doesn’t have a chance. I’m still pulling for the Steelers.
[Found here, here and here.]

Rhinoflage

Monday, 30 January 2012

[Found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.212 – Ping Pong Cats, Ping Pong Girls, Ping Pong Speaker

Friday, 27 January 2012

[Found here, here, and here.]


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