The Friday .Gif Post No.390- Little Mail Guy, Balalaika Belly & Two Mad Golf Balls

Friday, 15 May 2015 by

Little Mail Dude

Balalaika
Golf Ball Splat REVGolf Ball Splat

[Found here, here and here.]

Nothing Much Happened Today.

Thursday, 14 May 2015 by

Nothing Much Happened Today 13

This took both balls and confidence.

[Found here.]

Wednesday The 13th: Half a Week of Bad Luck and Passive-Aggressive Warning Fail

Wednesday, 13 May 2015 by

Rural Threat

Looks like a good 50 yards from the road to the House of Waggin’ Fingers. From now on your preteen boys will be watching the clock to make sure they have their fuzzy little faces stuck to the windows when the joggers disrobe and then put on “DECENT CLOTHING” as they pass by your house.

Hillary Clinton

Please define “DECENT CLOTHING” and “OBSCENE ANATOMY.” Oh wait. First, define what the meaning of “IS” is [while she purses her lips and owns one of the largest handbags of the Democrat Party – her husband].

Topless Jogger

[Sorry, I neglected to capture the links for those images. If anyone knows the sources I’ll post them here. Getty Images don’t count.]

The Door Is Closed. Now What?

Tuesday, 12 May 2015 by

Elevator to Hell.2YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS TO CHOOSE CORRECTLY.
UNMARKED BUTTONS RELEASE THE GAS.
THE CLOCK STARTS NOW.

[Found here.]

Another Great Gift Idea: Everyday Is Monday Morning Planter

Monday, 11 May 2015 by

Monday Morning Planter

The forehead staples are kinda cool. [Found here.]

Alabama Country Store Retirement

Sunday, 10 May 2015 by

Alabama country store 1976

Yeah. Throw down some crushed rock for parking, get a beer & wine permit, build a porch, buy a couple of chairs, barrels & checker boards, a foosball table, jukebox filled with scratchy 45’s, and maybe some satellite stuff. Live acoustic music on Sunday afternoon. Yeah. I’m there.

[Click for enlarged image. Original undoctored image found here.]

Saturday Matinee: Dontcha Be Talmbout Mama

Saturday, 9 May 2015 by

Squeeze Box” was recorded by The Who in 1975. No sexual innuendo intended they said. Ya, right, I said.

Frank Zappa & The Mothers, Live at The Roxy, 1973. Wait for the slide trombone solo sans trombone. Early polyrhythmic jazz fusion, whether you like it or not.

Mama Told Me Not To Come” was written by Randy Newman for Eric Burden and The Animals who recorded & released it in 1967. Very cool song sung partially in Ebonics. The best known version was by Three Dog Night in 1970.

Mama Said” was recorded by the Shirelles, released in 1961 and became an entirely bitchin’ hit.

Big Mama Thornton was talented and scary at the same time. Even the Chess Brothers said she was nasty, wore scars. Here’s her 1965 rendition of “Hound Dog,” written by Lieber & Stoller.

There’s a little something for everyone on this post. Have a great weekend, and be sure too give your Mamas a great big hug tomorrow. If you don’t, I will.

 

The .Gif Friday Post No.389 – Raccoon Repays, Rabbit Robs & Bear Burgles

Friday, 8 May 2015 by

I give you give me

Rabbits can be dicks

Dumpster Bear

[Found here, here and here.]

A Nationalized Police Force Looks Like This.

Thursday, 7 May 2015 by

Future US National Police Force

Future US National Police Force 2

Future US National Police Force 4

Future US National Police Force 3

DO NOT WISH FOR IT.

[Images found in here.]

Portland Hipsters Can Eat Me.

Wednesday, 6 May 2015 by

EAT BUNK

No, that’s not a photo shop. It’s a real pig being fed a Bunk sandwich. With minimal sleuthing we determined that the hipsters’ porker is standing on the pristine pavement in front of BUNK Sandwiches 2017 NE Alberta Street, Portland Oregon.

This is not their only venue, and they have a Bunk Truck for catering. Why didn’t they tell me? After all, I’ve already got a cool hip logo for lease or rent:

Bunk Strutts Logo

BTW, Google Maps Street View captured this Babe Magnet parked across the street from Bunk’s.

Roadster at Bunk's Sandwiches Portland OR

[Top image sent via email. Muchisimas Grassyass, Russ.]

 


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