That’s so lame it’s awesome. It needs flame decals pointing the wrong way.
[Found in here.]
Posts Tagged ‘Babe Magnet’
VWMBZ
Tuesday, 8 February 2011
Bug Babe Magnet
Sunday, 24 October 2010
Hulkmobile Babe Magnet
Sunday, 15 August 2010
Babe Magnet for a Johnson
Sunday, 25 July 2010
Whoa. Look what we’ve got here. A gen-u-ine Babe Magnet owned by someone who doesn’t know how to park. After much deliberation here at TR HQ, the vote was split 6 to 5 in favor of awarding the coveted title of BM to this large scale version of a 12-year old’s customized Revelle model of a 1973 Chevy Impala ragtop. Pure efficient genius.
The question comes down to what type of person would drive such a PullMeOverNow car? A teenager would love it, but that’s unlikely due to the lack of moola factor, and someone in their 30s wouldn’t be seen standing next to it. Early twenties with some serious expendable cash is as good a guess as any.
Unlike the other Babe Magnets we’ve dissected here, we know who the owner of this Tupperware-lid-wheeled ear of corn is. Without cheating, try to guess what he does for a living and how much he makes. Leave your assessment in the comments. The answer with links is below the break. (more…)
Babe Magnet Sharky
Wednesday, 3 February 2010
Well lookee here. We haven’t posted a Babe Magnet in a while, but this excellent Sharkmobile hit the radar screen door with a resounding splat heard ’round the cul-de-sac. That it’s bleached and beached and unblocked on redneck ramps makes this mako all the more dangerous. Pure efficient genius. THIS is a mean machine.
Sharkmobile is a True Babe Magnet. There are only three things that could make it better:
1. A synchronized hydraulic system to allow it to leap and thrash through the asphaltic concrete surf of the metropoli of Northern California;
2. A bass-heavy sound system broadcasting The Obvious Theme Song;
3. Leggy bimbos with silicone implants in short shorts, oozing around the awesome parts (of the vehicle).
The drawback is that the owner has a ponytail and is possibly nicknamed “Skye,” but that only affects the babe magnetage factor by -1 in this case. The creator of this Flathead 6 Isurus Paucus has a coolaborator and a website here.
[Found here. The story behind Telstar Logistics is pretty cool, too. Our Archive of Babe Magnets are here.]
Babe, er, Chick Magnet
Sunday, 3 January 2010
Nope, unh-unh, no way does this count as a Babe Magnet. It doesn’t even try to look cool, and it succeeds in its uncoolness by a factor of Stoopid. Given the intentional lack of cool, this could only be a pace car for the Dorque County Picnic Parade, decked out with pure efficient genius.
One can only imagine what hoofed beasts followed in its tire tracks, and we’re referring to the populace. (To be fair, I grew up on the outskirts of Dorque County. We had to dress up a mule instead.)
[Found here.]
Babe Magnet Guest House
Monday, 28 December 2009
Although it’s missing a community pool and spa with a game room, this looks pretty nice for my future retirement home. Except for inclement weather, you’ll likely find me sunning on the back porch, with a laptop and a cooler, waving to passersby, before the local constabulary asks me to move.
[Found in here.]
ChromaMobile Babe Magnet
Monday, 19 October 2009
Babe Magnet: Look Sharpie!
Thursday, 8 October 2009
Earl Scheib‘s got nothing on this guy.
Mr. Redshoes, you need more homework assignments so you can graduate and get a decent job to pay Earl for a strip and paint special. Otherwise you’ll prolly have to pay someone to buy your four-wheeled artwork.
We also suggest you start saving for tatt removal laser work on that inkbooger you smeared on your forearm. Pure efficient genius.
[Image found here. Don't miss our World Famous Collection of Babe Magnets.]
Babe Magnet: Die KlinkerKar
Sunday, 13 September 2009
Very little needs to be said about this brickbat mobile that isn’t intuitively obvious to the casual observer, except that the roof screams for asphalt shingles and vinyl gutters. Aluminum sliding windows would have been a nice touch. No need for a carwash either, as a vinegar solution with a wire brush should keep the efflorescence in check for months. Pure efficient genius. We’ll even give him credit and kudos for the keystones.
Although he’ll never get a girlfriend built like a brick youknowwhat, at least Mr. Mason knows how to perpendicular park.
[Found here.]
