Posts Tagged ‘climate’
Tuesday, 11 December 2012
(West Poondongwalla, Australia) – Strutts News Services
Only the wealthiest of the wealthy were able to keep their lights on when the entire power grid of Australia failed just days ago, and no one knows why the continent now glows blue. Some locals blame global warming, while others point accusatory fingers at The Mayans for their probably prophetic Calendar of Doom that caused the utility companies of Oz to hit Ctrl-Alt-Delete simultaneously and just for the hell of it.
In any case, the well-to-do panicked wisely and moved inland to avoid the rising seas that subsequently swamped the coastal regions.
[There's more info here that can't possibly be true. Related post here.]
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Tags:AGW, Australia, blackout, climate, coastal regions, current-events, environment, global cooling, Global Stupidity, global warming, mayans, power grid, prophetic calendar, science, WTF
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Wednesday, 30 December 2009
Norwich, England (Strutts News Services) – A long-debated archaeological mystery has apparently been resolved by researchers of the University of East Anglia.
The excavations of the River Yare floodplain in the early 1970s unearthed numerous fossils which gave creedence to the theory of reptilian insomnia. All fossils were meticulously labeled and their in-situ positions noted, allowing for a glimpse into the sleeping habits of the great reptiles. (more…)
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Tags:archaeology, clamato, climate, Climate Change, Dinosaur, envirionment, global cooling, global warming, sleeping, yawn
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