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Posts Tagged ‘dork’
Mullets of the Orient
Wednesday, 11 February 2009
Where’s Waldork?
Wednesday, 19 November 2008
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Some White People Are Just Embarassing
Monday, 17 November 2008
Something tells me that his chances of procreating are about nil (this Centaur is obviously a gelding). Anyone have a video of him “prancing?” Thanks to Mr. Horsey, we’ve added a new category for “Moronic White People.” He’s the first, and prolly not the last, entrant.
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“Chicks Dig Me…
Saturday, 9 August 2008
Babe Magnet: The Spoiler
Wednesday, 11 June 2008
Well, well, well. What do we have here?
Looks like it’s time for the Dorkville Senior Prom, and someone’s dad brought home some scrap plywood and 1×6 roof sheathing from the jobsite again. He snagged an aerosol can of expansive foam insulation as well. The same someone’s mom scored some water color poster paint from the art supply room at Dorkville Elementary while Mrs. DeFarcas was busy washing the wheat paste off of Bobby Bieber’s face. Who could that someone be?
Trey Johnson. He’s that little s.o.b. from down the street that tried to let air out of your tires and only managed to release a half-pound before his fingernail ripped when you hit him with the garden hose on Halloween night a coupla years back. Now he’s a junior at Dorkville High, and he owns a staple gun. He tried to flatten your spare with it just last week.
Not much I can say that’s not intuitively obvious to the casual observer, except that TJ really screwed up the fit of the trunk and had to replace both rear light assemblies (you can’t chip away that foam insulation without damage) and got no dates for his trouble. Even the Dorkville Cheerleaders laughed at him.
Yet another great Babe Magnet. Pure efficient genius.
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