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The .Gif Friday Post No. 424 – Hillary, Bernie, Donald & Ted and Obama

Friday, 12 February 2016

Hillary I DunnoBernie HeadTrump FaceCruz vs. Grampa Munster

Don’t read too much into this as I’m just messing around with JASC for the helluvit. Meanwhile a little birdy from Los Angeles sent me the following:

So it’s 2:15.  The Obama street closures are about to begin, and the airport traffic is expected to be a mess. Should I take the 10 East to the 710 south?

HELL NO. The manic motorhead doesn’t do tens. He does elevens.  I’m gonna drive it right down the fetid bloody gaping maw of the 405 South like a boss.

Ignoring the voice of the Waze app bitch, I jam down Centinela past National, past the 90, past Jefferson. I break into the 405 from Howard Hughes Parkway and head for LAX, to face almost certain death.

“Seems the flow is more sluggish than usual,” I think, “but it’s moving.” Then suddenly I see brake lights that stretch from here to San Ysidro. That’s when I make my move. Time for Exit 46.

TO IMPERIAL HIGHWAY – AND BEYOND!  *wooooosh*

Everything is going as planned. A mile down the road I jump the unsuspecting 105 East, run the Crenshaw exit lane to the end and merge like a pro. The Gods are surely smiling as I peel off to the Harbor Freeway South, but the patterns aren’t right… something is amiss.  Better exit 190th Street for good luck.

Sure enough, the 110 is at a standstill at the 405 interchange. My catlike instincts pay off again as I kick it down Figueroa to the next on ramp and hit it down the Weigh Station Only lane (merge) down the Avalon Boulevard exit only lane (merge) and then suffer a half-mile of stupid until I can veer into the Wilmington on ramp lane. From there it’s a cool breeze. Snaking on and off the 405 exits and entries, I bypass miles of suffering fools moving at 15 mph all the way to Long Beach. To them, I’m an unidentifiable blur of 99/100% pure awesome.

My journey takes less than 90 minutes. Not bad, considering the brutal and bloody odds stacked against me. Now it’s Miller Time, and I tip one to the poor bastards who don’t know the method of the madness. I pity them. I really do.

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The .Gif Friday Post No. 423 – Leapfrog Phenakistoscope, Bozo Balance Beam & Blob Dance

Friday, 5 February 2016

Phenakistoscope 2a 1833
Balance Beam FAIL
BlobDance
[Found here, here and here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 422 – Awesome Dog, Windshield Destruction & 1900s Beirut

Friday, 29 January 2016

Awesome Dog Is Awesome
Enough to piss you off
Beirut 1900s

[Found here, here and here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 421 – 15mph Stupid, Googly Eyes & Still Life With Monkey

Friday, 22 January 2016

Brilliant FacePlant

Googly

Still Life With Monkey

[Found here and here, and I messed with the last one a tad.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 420 – Dog In A Bucket, Waves & Door Slam

Friday, 15 January 2016

Trapped In A Bucket
Waves
Snow Win Fail

[Found here, here and here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.419 – El Niño, Sisyphus Machine & a 1833 Phenakistoscope

Friday, 8 January 2016

El Nino
Job
Phenakistoscope 1833

[Found here, here and here.]

Happy New Year, Peeps!

Friday, 1 January 2016

2016

This year is going to be an awesome year because I said so.

1116111 = day/month/year hour : minute : second

2016 = 11111100000 in binary. So there you go.

The .GIF Friday Post No.418 – UAV Flies Thru Fireworks, 50mph Snow Plow & Ski Slope Webcam Photobombs

Friday, 18 December 2015

UAV in Fireworks

50 mph Snow Plow

Web Cam Photobombs

[Found here, here and here.]

Another Great Gift Idea: Sweet Dreams Kitty Night Light

Thursday, 17 December 2015

Goodnight Kitty

For those of you with little ones who are afraid of being alone in the dark, this comforting night light solves the problem.

[Found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 417 – Christmas Ditto, Two Bitches Laughing & A Swinging Carapace

Friday, 11 December 2015

Christmas Dittos

WhapWhapWhapWhap

Grasshopper Nymph Shell

[Original image for the 1st one found here. 2nd from here. Third found in the missus’ Rosemary bush.]


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