Posts Tagged ‘Gift Ideas’
Thursday, 17 December 2009
“Each AK-47 Paper Model Kit comes with all the materials and instructions to construct this amazingly life-like paper model of an AK-47.
PLEASE NOTE: This is a very detailed project, requiring some attention to detail and time.”
Paint it flat black and it’ll get you arrested in the daytime. At night, unarmed intruders will soil their chonies when they see the business end pointed in their direction. As for armed intruders, it’s kind of a death sentence… for you. It’s still cool, though, cuz u kn poze n stuf wit ur blng.
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Tags:AK47 kit, cheap, cop magnet, dangerous, dangerous paper, death wish, Gift Ideas, Paper, pseudo self-defense, risky
Posted in Bizarre, Cool, Gift Ideas, Hot, Humor, Money Saving Hints, Odd | 4 Comments »
Wednesday, 16 December 2009
I’d love to see her gift list. I just hope they fit.
This picture reminds me of a classic Steve Goodman song, cowritten with Shel Silverstein: “3-Legged Man.”
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Tags:3 Legged Man, body parts, Gift Ideas, Public Transportation, Shel Silverstein, Steve Goodman
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Thursday, 10 December 2009
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Tags:Gift Ideas, kindle, kindling, Low Tech
Posted in Cool, Odd, Humor, Stupid, Not News, News Not, New Snot, Bizarre, Gift Ideas | Leave a Comment »
Monday, 30 November 2009
Kit includes (1) Sharpie Pen and (1) Deck of cards. Provides hours of head-scratching fun.
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Tags:chess, Gift Ideas, gifts, inexpensive, set
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Sunday, 6 September 2009
Wow. I’ve been looking for a dozen assorted Inflatable Snake Swords for years, if only to have a crazy sword fight. If you swing one ISS and miss, the snakehead homes in on and bites your enemy right in the crackerbockles before deflating. Ouch. Crazy.
On the other hand, these Light-Up Expando Swords come with a built-in choking hazard. Swing one at your enemy and it breaks up into little weaponettes that fly screaming right down his/her/its throat. These weapons of mass illumination go for $14.99/dozen, so maybe they’re better for self defense after all, but they’re definitely not assorted.
Foam Swords + Duct Tape are an entirely different class of weaponry, to be covered in a future post. Meanwhile, don’t mess with ANYONE who displays little cows with crescent moons on his/her foam sword sheath. These people are dangerous, and THEY play for keeps.
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Tags:choking hazard, Duct Tape, Expando Sword, foam sword, Gift Ideas, illuminated, inflatable, lol death, sheath, snake, sword
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Wednesday, 15 July 2009
Great educational game for the hole family. Release the evil spirits, insert the jello, and your Patient’s nose lights up when his demeanor improves!
A traditional cure-all for conservatism, it has its dangers: Be careful! When the vote comes up and the Patient argues against frivolous spending and taxation, guess what? HE’S NOT CURED!
The game continues until each of the evil spirits have been vanquished and the Patient votes for nationalizing the banking industry, the automotive industry, the healthcare industry, runs for congress as a carpetbagger, opposes the NRA and Constitutional Amendments 1, 2 & 4, is coerced to vote CORRECTLY, or until he’s been otherwise completely incapacitated and forced to become a ward of the State himself.
Bonus points are awarded if the Patient joins Greenpeace, the Sierra Club, any union, or supports AGW before becoming incapacitated.
Once the Patient signs on as a democrat the game is over, and it moves to the next level: Change your Patient from a socialist to a marxist! (Requires upgrade to Trepanation 2.0.)
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Tags:brains, Gift Ideas, Role Playing Games, Sarcasm, Snark, Strategy Games, Trepanation
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