Posts Tagged ‘lol’

Entering Bacon Free Zone.

Tuesday, 2 February 2016

Bacon Free Zone Ahead

[Found here.]

That was easy.

Wednesday, 20 January 2016

Disability

[Found here via here.]

Varmints

Monday, 18 January 2016

Our neighborhood has had gopher problems ever since the city quit treating the underground metropolis in the park 100 feet from our property, so we hired an extermination company at our own expense. They put bait in the tunnels, and they gas them.

When poison and gas doesn’t work, they taunt them mercilessly all the way back to the park. Now they take pictures of their taunting, and email the photos to prove it.

moxieroutes-document-204707

True story, and I noticed that the photo was deleted from their customer link entitled “How Did We Do?”

Signature Service Hot Links

Sunday, 17 January 2016

Gas Can Guitar Boy

Why A Pair of Pants?

“Pants” is an abbreviation for “Pantaloons,” originally a two-piece garment, with one sleeve for each leg, both tied around the waist. The codpiece was a polite, yet not-so-polite, appurtenance. Pantaloons (with or without codpieces) were a hit in France in the late 1600s. What a surprise.

The word “pantaloons” comes from the French pantalon, derived from Italian pantalone, named after San Pantalone, aka Saint Pantaleone, aka Saint Panteleímon.

St. PantaleoneThat guy was pretty cool. He practiced medicine until he became a Faith Healer and was accused of witchcraft in 305AD. He survived being set on fire with torches, being dipped in molten lead, tied to a rock and thrown into the sea, fed to wild animals, torn apart on the rack, and a beheading. He freed a bunch of slaves, too. Once he agreed that beheading was usually lethal, he was beheaded a second time and he died.

The origin of the taunt “Liar, liar, pants on fire!” is related.

Straatsen in the Netherlands [via].

Hexaflexigon burrito. Do it. Eat it.

Some of these DIY illusions are cool.

RHNB = Red Hot Nickel Ball. Nice video collection by a guy who knows what to do with one.

El Niño – He’s a-comin’ ta gitcha, and Google Maps has you covered.

We’ve all seen ’em. They’re called dickheads.

Don’t do this [via].

Do this instead. [Top image screen-capped from that video and doctored a tad.]

It’s The Law.

Wednesday, 6 January 2016

Its The Law

[Found here.]

Off-The-Shelf Hot Links

Sunday, 3 January 2016

Bunkshelf

This Bunkshelf made a funny without my help.

That floating island of garbage in the middle of the Pacific Ocean?
It’s a myth
.

Flesh-like body parts for sale.

StarWars 1977.

TRUE: A legal immigrant with no criminal record contributed $20K too much to a woman’s election campaign and was sentenced to 8 months in a confinement center for hard core criminals all because he criticized Barack Obama.

Got Alpaca? It’s the Other red meat.

Skanatra.

Still Life With Monkey:

Still Life With Monkey [0]

Oh, yeah, and then there’s this.

The .GIF Friday Post No.418 – UAV Flies Thru Fireworks, 50mph Snow Plow & Ski Slope Webcam Photobombs

Friday, 18 December 2015

UAV in Fireworks

50 mph Snow Plow

Web Cam Photobombs

[Found here, here and here.]

Truth In Advertising: Wine Store Bombing

Tuesday, 1 December 2015

Wine Bombing 1

Wine Bombing 2

Wine Bombing 3

Wine Bombing 4

Wine Bombing 5

Wine Bombing 6

Wine Bombing 7

Wine Bombing 8

Some wag really hates his local wine shop.

[Found here.]

819 Yonge (SE corner of Church)

Wednesday, 18 November 2015

dead raccoon 1dead raccoon 2dead raccoon 3dead raccoon 4dead raccoon 5dead raccoon 6

[Found here, and the Twitter hashtag‘s still up.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.412 – DUCK, Hosedown & China Dog

Friday, 6 November 2015

DUCK

Hosed

China Dog Bike
[First two found here and here. The third I stitched together from a series found at a site somewhere – I lost the link.]


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