Yeah, YOU tell him “Молчи, мудак.”
[Image found in here, buried among photos of Russian women's sand volley ball tournament. NSFK]
Yeah, YOU tell him “Молчи, мудак.”
[Image found in here, buried among photos of Russian women's sand volley ball tournament. NSFK]
[Found in here.]

Hint: He’s immortal.
Also he’s traditionally known in the ranks as the FNG.
[Found in here.]

Nothing screams “BABE MAGNET” like a genuine Russian NyetMobile painted in puke greeen, with pink and yellow highlights.
Nevermind the exhaust pipes/mufflers/after-burners that keep the rear quarter panel aluminum trim from overheating, and ignore the rear mudflops an inch above the pavement. (Yes, I called them mudflops.)
What makes this a genuine Babe Magnet is not the tumor growing from the rear boot, nor the tumor monitor mounted just inches away.
It’s not the surfboard rack either, although Comrade Pav’s ride certainly gains some serious Babe Magnetage points there. Look closer for the REAL love bait… closer… closer…

Woop! It’s either a lion with it’s paws spewing stinky vapors, or it’s THIS GUY. You be the judge.
After analyzing the image in detail, we conclude that this vehicle reeks with Pure Efficient Genius, and thus meets the criteria to be declared a genuine IABM (Instant Awesome Babe Magnet).
[Image from the always excellent HERE. Don't miss The World's Most Amazing Collection of Babe Magnets HERE.]
Don’t let these images fool you:
The house is only about 8 inches tall!
“This Russian lady from Petrozavodsk, Russia, now living at Helsinki, Finland has made this stunning mini-snail house. The true size of the interior details can be understood looking at her fingers on the photos.”






[Caption in quotes from English Russia, with more images here. You want life size caracoles? Lookee here.]

“Crispy decapitated amputees and fuming black males: 1st Floor;
Full-scale Barbies, accessories and original packaging: 2nd Floor;
Miscellaneous torsos and body parts: 3rd Floor;
Tanning Party on Four.“
You REALLY don’t want to know what’s on the upper floors, and the basement is just disgusting.
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Apparently, there’s a Russian holiday, where veterans of the Frontier Guard (looks to me to be about a dozen of ‘em) get to cavort in fountains and drink lots and lots of vodka. Like this guy:

“ARE—YOU—READY—–TO RHUMBA?!”

No doubt about it. Russkies know how to party. AARRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!

Can’t help y’all on this one. All I know is she’s on a playground somewhere in Russia, apparently trying to resuscitate the rodent with back massage. (And I picked the colors out myself.)
[Image from DRB.]