…but her boyfriend treats her like crap.
[Found here.]
Posts Tagged ‘toilet’
She’s Pretty…
Tuesday, 12 July 2011The Library
Thursday, 10 February 2011
“Honey, if anyone calls, I’m busy. See you in a coupla days.”
On the plus side, there are no worries if you run out of toilet paper as long as you’re familiar with the Spiegel catalog routine.
[Image found here.]
Welcome To Tiny Town
Tuesday, 6 April 2010
When I see an electron image of something as awesome as the USS Enterprise created in the land of the nano scale, I also think of this:
When I see an electron image of something as awesome as a toilet inside of the USS Enterprise created in the land of the nano scale, I think of this:
When I see an electron image of something as awesome as someone sitting on a toilet inside of the USS Enterprise that was created in the land of the nano scale, I think of this:
It’s a bacteriophage. It’s not a nano sculpture, it’s a living death threat that’ll jump right up your butt if you’re on the nano Starship Enterprise, sitting on a nano Starship potty, and you can’t kill it by stepping on it. When I see an electron image of something awesome like that, I realize that it might be better if I stopped nano thinking.
Don’t Eat Soap.
Wednesday, 17 June 2009
[Found here. Left it there, too.]
Have a seat. Play a tune. Then wash your hands.
Tuesday, 2 June 2009
Girls – Please peel off the paper ass-gaskets and flush ‘em. They don’t do anything anyway.
Guys – Be sure to put the seat back up after you’re done peeing on it.
Everybody – Always flush with your feet.
This one might be inconvenient if one was, um, in a hurry, but it certainly allows one to shower and survey the property at the same time.
This works the same as the one above, if you’re on a budget. Doesn’t have quite the same view though, so you’ll need a flashlight to read ObamaWorldNews.
Final Reminder: Drop ‘em where it counts.
[Images from here, here, and here. Related post here. What the heck, we'll add another category so that you can find all the Potty Humor with one click.]
The Best Seat in the House
Wednesday, 25 February 2009
I suspect the shower is in the main entry.
