Posts Tagged ‘U.S. Congress’

Joshua Norton’s Contribution to the World

Tuesday, 11 August 2009

Emperor Norton I_Wikipedia

Joshua Abraham Norton of San Francisco (via England) recobanized that the State of the Union was in disrepair in 1859, and realized that he alone could save the United States of America from certain catastrophe. Subsequently, and for legitimate reasons, he unselfishly declared himself Emperor Norton the First.

From Wikipedia:

In accordance with his self-appointed role of emperor, Norton issued numerous decrees on matters of the state. After assuming absolute control over the country, he saw no further need for a legislature, and on October 12, 1859, he issued a decree that formally “dissolved” the United States Congress. In the decree, Norton observed:

“…fraud and corruption prevent a fair and proper expression of the public voice; that open violation of the laws are constantly occurring, caused by mobs, parties, factions and undue influence of political sects; that the citizen has not that protection of person and property which he is entitled.”

He was humored and tolerated at the time; meanwhile I’ve put in an order for more Joshua Nortons.

“Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we’re being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I’m liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That’s what’s insane about it.” –John Lennon

Harry Truman’s classic observation rings true as well.

[Tip o' the tarboosh to FinPeng. Lennon's quote from here.]

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Mr. Hand, Mrs. Arse, Mrs. Knee, Mr. Foot

Tuesday, 14 April 2009

mr-hand-mrs-ass-mrs-knee-mr-foot

U.S. Senators crack me up.  Thank god they’re in office so that we don’t have to think for ourselves.  Betcha can’t name the four in the photo.  Betcha can’t.

[Found here.]


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