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She’s upset because you won’t hug him, you selfish bastard.

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C’mon now. Her beetle needs loving, and you just don’t care, do you?

G’wan, hug it. Its name is “Sirpaul.”

[Found in here.]

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7 Responses to “She’s upset because you won’t hug him, you selfish bastard.”

  1. planetross Says:

    That beetle is bigger than a Volkswagen … beetle … or something like that.
    … or else that child is small or something.

  2. Leeuna Says:

    Okay, okay! I hugged the stupid beetle. Now what? I think it might be John Lennon reincarnated. Imagine that. 🙂

  3. Bunk Strutts Says:

    plane– Could be she works for mom’s fast food takeout. They’re considered a delicacy. I might have to try a june bug one of these days, but I’ll wait until we get a bigger crop. The ones that showed up this year are smaller than peanuts, so I catch ’em and throw ’em back.

    Leeuna– “Stupid beetle?” Now you’ve hurt its feelings and you’re gonna have to kiss it. Instant Karma.

  4. Cooper Green Says:

    The photographer said, “What’s for dinner tonight?”

  5. Bunk Strutts Says:

    Coop– Thailand and other SE Asian countries have no qualms about eating beetles and other insects, unlike us westerners. On the other hand, a lot of those countries gag at the idea of eating beef. Protein is protein.

  6. The Necromancer Says:

    That beetle’s the size of a Buick! Oy vey!

  7. Bunk Strutts Says:

    Necro– That Buick is dessert! Serious noms.

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