“Okay, do it then. But you missed a spot, and they’re gonna be here in a half hour.”
“‘How do I do it?’ I get the kids to do it. They made the mess in the first place. Get up off the floor, honey, and bring me a beer.”
(Don’t get all humpy, folks, it’s all in fun.)
Photos via: Wiccan Doit & 1955 SOS Pads
Tacky Raccoons 
