Month: September 2018

Banana-Fanna Hot Links

All the red areas around that sudden veer around that elephant next to that tree are human blood stains from having to swerve at 80 mph without warning.

$650.

Fire truck.

Math joke for squares.

Best Karaoke ever [via].

Fishbone was/is awesome.

Seal bitchslaps kayaker with octopus.

There’s a new blog in town and it’s bitter. Check it out.

Watch the following in sequence:

Michel & Sven: Der Tischdeckentrick Teil 1.

Michel & Sven: Der Tischdeckentrick Teil 2.

Michel & Sven: Der Tischdeckentrick Teil 3.

Michel & Sven: Der Tischdeckentrick Teil 4.

This is kinda related, but you’ll wish you hadn’t seen it. (Don’t worry, it’s SFK.)

Russian “feminist” attacks dozens of men with bleach because she doesn’t like how they sit on the subway.

People have been posting Amazon customer reviews for Tuscan Dairy Whole Milk 128 oz. for over a decade and they’re awesome.

This book sells a lot of copies, but only got 3 reviews.

A reference to farts by 16 year-olds in a High School yearbook could disqualify Supreme Court Justice Nominee Kavanaugh? Pheeew.

[Top image found here via here.]

Saturday Matinee – The Castaways, The Knickerbockers, Three Dog Night and The Wrecks

AKA “The Song The Beatles Forgot To Write.” The Knickerbockers (from New Jersey) were a derivative band, had a 1965 hit with “Lies.”

The Castaways had their only hit single “Liar, Liar” in 1965 also, but, hey. They had a Go-Go-Girl. Just sayin’.

Classic 70’s song from Three Dog Night perfomed circa 2008.

Then there’s this, and I like it. The Wrecks jam it.

The worst sin in the world is to bear false witness against an innocent person. In my case, it made the local papers. I’ve been there, been accused of horrible crimes with no evidence.  I couldn’t leave my apartment, didn’t have money to defend myself, and all the allegations were EVENTUALLY determined to be false, made up by some school girls for kicks. Their story broke down under interrogation.

Have a great weekend, folks, and I hope you’re never accused of crimes you never comitted.

The .GIF Friday Post No. 552 – Limbo Clothesline, Deleting Unused Icons & Making a Cookie Cutter

[Found here, here and here.]

1949 Amusement Park Ride Advert

The Tilt-A-Whirl was the only ride I ever puked on. I was about 6 years old at the time, and it happened here.

See that blurb at the bottom left? The Runyon Cancer Fund is a charity founded in 1946 (named after famed newsman and writer Damon Runyon) and is still in operation over 70 years later.

[Image found in here.]

Ever Lovin’ Blue-Eyed Hot Links

FoodFace.

Harsh reality.

Creepy but true.

Invisibility cloth.

Rollin’ rollin’ rollin’.

She got a what up her what? (NSFK).

Not the response that CNN wanted.

How the @Twitter algorithm works.

Bonehemian Rhapsody (and no, that’s not a typo).

BREAKING NEWS: Bert and Ernie are not gay. Film at 11.

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: Bert and Ernie are not gay Russian spies. Film at 11:30.

Audi has unveiled a new all-electric car, the e-tron, but there’s one small problem.

[Top image found here.]

Saturday Matinee – Petting an Octopus, David Byrne, Cab Calloway & The Rutles

He might not realize it, but the octopus is tasting him. [Found here, via here.]

Everybody’s coming to David Byrne‘s house. Everybody. [via].

Nice lip synch & choreography to Cab Calloway‘s December1948 recording of “Everybody Eats When They Come To My House.” (Everybody eats, except for one guy).

Okay so now we’ve got a food theme going.

The Rutles were one great parody band (perhaps surpassed by but even that is arguable). The album “All You Need Is Cash” is so spot-on that those who don’t know it was a hoax think it’s the real Fab Four Try it. It really sounds like a Beatles Greatest Hits compilation.

Dylan Hears A Who is awesome, also. Lemme know if you want a .zip file that includes the CD liner notes.

Have a great weekend, folks. See you back here tomorrow when we’ll discuss unprovable allegations from over 30 years ago attempting to destroy an honorable man’s career, family and life by people who have no ethics and want to eradicate the U.S. Constitution by fiat.

That octopus is awesome.

The .Gif Friday Post No. 551 – Traffic Conehead, Limbo Master & Hacky Sack Pro

[Found here, here and here.]