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Archive for the ‘Bizarre’ Category

The .Gif Friday Post No.484 – Dance Hard, Dance Harder & Dance Like You’re A Mental Patient

Friday, 26 May 2017

[Found here, here and here. Dance Hard Archives here.]

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CHEETOSlobs

Thursday, 25 May 2017
cheetos-chair

The Cheeto Chair – Results of eating 1 bag of Cheetos every day for years and wiping hand on seat. Yes, that is mold.

Image and caption found here. I don’t know whose chair that is and I don’t eat Cheetos, and if you’re at all squeamish about CheetoFilth, Stop Right Here.

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Water so pure you can smell it.

Wednesday, 24 May 2017

“Up your nose with a rubber hose.” –Gabe Kaplan

[Image scraped from a specious advertisement – unknown original source.]

Miss Arrowhead 1952

Tuesday, 23 May 2017

[Found in here, via here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.483 – Merry-Go-Nap, Bitchslap & Tripping In L.A.

Friday, 19 May 2017

[Found here, here and here. I enhanced the 2nd by scraping the source and reconstructing the .gif.]

What a drip.

Thursday, 18 May 2017

As far as I can tell, that’s the work of Celia Basto. She’s got some interesting stuff on her blog.

[Found here.]

Home Security Products

Wednesday, 17 May 2017

I have a sign on the lawn that says “HOT LAVA.” Keeps the little kids on the sidewalk.

[Found here.]

Pinniped Love

Tuesday, 16 May 2017

fish-breath

[Found in here.]

Pup On The Roof

Monday, 15 May 2017

“When this old world starts getting me down,
And people are just too much for me to face;
I climb way up to the top of the stairs,
And all my cares just drift right into space.
On the roof, it’s peaceful as can be;
And there the world below can’t bother me…”

Q. And what does the dog say?
A. “ROOF! ROOF! ROOF!”

[Found here via here.]

Mother Goose’s Nursery Hot Links

Sunday, 14 May 2017

Welcome Meepzorpers & Blorters. Beer’s in the fridge.

My favorite pinball game ever: Mata Hari.

“‘I prayed about it and stuff,’ woman says of stomping windshield.” Then she did it anyway [via].

Okay. This is pure awesome. If you take a 45rpm record of Dolly Parton’s Jolene and play it at 33rpm, it sounds just like Roy Orbison. TRUE. [Found here.]

Then someone took Bruce Springsteen’s “I’m on Fire” and turned it into a Dolly Parton song.

New website on the horizon has potential: WikiTribune.

Futuracha Pro is a font that morphs ligatures as you type. (I predict it’ll go viral until people start mocking it as the new Comic Sans.)

Slow TV is a hit in Norway: “The show titled “Salmon Swimming Upstream” ran 18 hours — and afterward, the head of the station said it felt ‘too short.'”

A desert dweller put the GoPro in The Bucket of water to see what might show up [via].

[Top image found here.]

 


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