[Found here.]
Archive for January, 2018
Attack of the Bird Braineaters.
Wednesday, 31 January 2018Dank Burrito is now hiring…
Tuesday, 30 January 2018[Found here.]
Rightful, Righteous, Indignant & Indigenous Hot Links
Sunday, 28 January 2018Montreal police stopped to ticket an illegally parked DeLorean – made out of snow.
20 great stories of passive/agressive revenge. More here.
THE INSULT FILE includes such gems as this one:
“You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath. You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel. You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just knowing that you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. You won’t make it. I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which became unbearable when the bioterrorists designed you.”
Parrot sounds off after his hated cage is destroyed. [NSFW, NSFK h/t Octopus]
Ah dinnae ken “air beige” until it was explained in this short video on Scottish slang [via].
Nice collection of Ed “Big Daddy” Roth graphics. More of Roth’s work here.
On sanctuary cities: Los Angeles residents spoke up at a City Board of Supervisors meeting before they were shut down (March 2017). The rude condescension of Supervisor Sheila Kuehl to her own constituents is stunning.
The J.C. Whitney Catalogue was the equivalent of a phonebook for amateur and professional auto mechanics. So many things I wanted (like a Klaxon horn) and so many things I couldn’t afford as a teenager. I bought a vinyl black “leather” jacket for $14 and a can of “Smell-Nu” for my ’57 Chevy. Worked so well I made my bedroom, bathroom, hallway, family room and kitchen smell like a new car. Mom was not pleased.
For $4 you can get a rear wheel outer grease seal for your 1928-38 Ford Model A. Presses into hub and keeps dirt out of the roller bearing, but you’re going to need two.
[Top image: 19th century loon-shaped Tsimshian seal grease bowl, found here.]
Saturday Matinee – Paul Simon and Chevy Chase, Tito Larriva & Tom Waits
Saturday, 27 January 2018By the end of the week I usually have a couple of videos already in the queue, but I found I had none ready to post, so I defaulted to retro vids.
A 2011 Paul Simon performance of “Kodachrome caught my ear. The missus walked in and asked why I was listening to that sappy song. I said I needed to post something for Saturday.
“If you’re going to post a Paul Simon video, it should be You Can Call Me Al with Chevy Chase,” and she’s right. It’s a classic, and it’s also the best Paul Simon video ever.
He ducked back down the alley
With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
IIRC, that was recorded about the same time that David Byrne was doing his own version of international music, like featuring Tito Larriva:
Then there’s this.
Tom Waits took Psychobilly to a new dimension in 2006.
Have a great weekend, folks, and don’t worry. Everything is gonna be all right despite what the doom mongers tell you.
The .Gif Post No.520 – Demon Alcohol, Parkour Flooby & Biermeister Oopsie
Friday, 26 January 2018Carole was a hottie.
Wednesday, 24 January 2018Julia Child was a Muppet.
Tuesday, 23 January 2018[Found here.]
Good Samaritan Finds Lost Items, Returns Them To Owner
Monday, 22 January 2018[Found here.]