From the “Movin’ On Up” Department: Bicycle seat innovation eliminates saddle sores by relocating them.
And if you’re a Travis County Texas District Attorney convicted of DWI named Rosemary Lemberg, don’t don’t attempt to indict the Governor in retaliation for a legal veto of funding for your department due to inherent and egregious corruption.
Related: Kinky Friedman endorses Texas Governor Rick Perry. Friedman’s a hoot.
Disneyland? Nah. THIS is the Happiest Place On Earth.
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