64.7% of Non-Registered Eligible Voters Support a 3rd Party

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According to a recent survey conducted by StruttsPolls™ a large majority of 22 year-old white male non-registered eligible voters would support a 3rd party because they couldn’t remember the first two.

64.7% of the non-registered voters polled in Rudy’s backyard last weekend said that they’d register to vote if the Party Party was established. The remaining 35.3% wavered between the Toga Party and the Hot Chicks Naked In Jacuzzis With Beer Party.
[Story courtesy Strutts News Services.]

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2 Responses to “64.7% of Non-Registered Eligible Voters Support a 3rd Party”

  1. planetross Says:

    I used to support that party too!
    … the 3rd one … or something like that.

    note: in Canada I think there are 3 or 4 or 5 parties that have a shot. The USA is a bit totalitarian in that regard.

  2. Bunk Strutts Says:

    plane– According to wiki, we’ve got 53 political parties. Thank God no sentient person would vote for most of them.

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