Step 1: Get a weather data station.
Step 2: Verify that it accurately records temperatures in the immediate vicinity.
Step 3: Locate it in an area that will drastically skew the temperature readings.
Step 4: Burn your trash in a nearby incinerator and laugh and laugh and laugh while polluting the atmosphere. (For more fun, locate it near an airconditioning compressor and/or clothes dryer vent, and make sure your barbeque grille is close, too.)
Step 5: Transmit the data collected to advocates of the “man-made” Global Warming theory.
Step 6: Deny any and all data anomalies.
Step 7: Apply for a government (i.e., taxpayer-funded) grant and get paid for further study.
[Originally saw this photo in a report on global warming fallacies, written by a girl in Junior High School. She surveyed weather data collectors in her area and found that a large number were set up in odd locations, like asphalt parking lots, adjacent to exhaust fans, etc. I cannot find the original story/link, so if any readers can help, I’ll post it here with credit.]
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