Patchwork quilt pattern generator for folks who want to generate patchwork quilts. Great gift idea [via The Presurfer].
Meow mix. Turn on speakers and click around.
According to this nonsensical website, the energy used to load Tacky Raccoons could power a 100W light bulb for 30.731 seconds! Woohoo! [via Woosk.]
Stop clubbing baby seals (here).
Steve McGranahan is the World’s Strongest Redneck. Great videos, too.
Glowsticks + Toilet = Stoner Fun.
Green Eggs and Ham Dylan Style.
Toddler evangelist will make you believe.
I loved these.
Cleverbot is amusing. I went as far as I needed to, starting with:
“Who is Cleverbot?”
“I am, what are you?”
“What am I?”
“Yes, what are you?”
“Cleverbot?”
“Ah yeah…”
Tacky Raccoons 