It Jumps, You Die

By Bunk Strutts

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It’s stealthy. It’s got a taser. You won’t hear it until it’s too late. You might innocuously assume that it’s the office cat, and the next thing you know you’re twitching uncontrollably on the floor and your computer screen displays the BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH. Welcome to the world of hand-to-hand cyber combat.

Folks, I honestly don’t know what this is all about, but you can find a video of it in action at NoPuedoCreer. I’m carrying insulated tin snips and a thermos full of saltwater from now on just in case.

3 Responses to “It Jumps, You Die”

  1. Finicky Penguin Says:

    Just letting you know…I took your scouser picture.

  2. Bunk Says:

    Just give it back when you’re done so we can return it to its rightful owner.

  3. Finicky Penguin Says:

    What should I feed it?

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