Cheesecake from the Dawn of Time? Nah.

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“The Dancing Venus of Galgenberg is unique. Her head and limbs are carefully depicted, and even accented with openings in the stone. Her left arm is raised with the hand behind the head. She stands with her weight resting insouciantly on one foot, and the right hand is placed on the hip. One breast is shown in profile, the other is carved in low relief. In my column, I drew attention to Betty Grable’s familiar pose.

“The Dancing Venus is no Mother Goddess. This is a chick with sex appeal. Cheesecake since the dawn of time.

Really.  Someone needs to get a life.

Look. Betty Rubble beats out Wilma Flinstone in every category.

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But even Betty and Wilma can’t compete in 3 dimensions:

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Author: Bunk Strutts

Boogah Boogah.

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