We first met Mr. D months before we lifted this from Mattress Police. After heated debate about copyright infringement (during which I pointed out his own legal transgressions) we agreed to resolve the matter with my purchase of a copy of “Tales of the Mattress Police.” Cost me my penny jar vs. a long expensive legal procedure, and I think the settlement was fair. Oddly, the tome vanished from sight within days of its arrival at the House of Strutts.
Our revered autographed copy mysteriously reappeared recently, slightly soiled with suspicious creases in the binding, and with the bookmark postcard above stuck in the crack between pages 136 & 137.
Anyone not familiar with Diesel’s work needs to read this classic entry.
Happy Birthday from Bunk and our crack team of webminers here at Tacky Raccoons. Thanks for your advice and encouragement, Rob. Lub you, man.
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