Ban Crayons.


burn a crayon

Dangerous. Use only under adult supervision.

Reminds me of a bar prank from years ago. Light a cigarette, snuff it out in a puddle of candle wax, then put it back in the pack for later. When the time is right, pull out the wax-butt, fire it up, and pretend that you don’t know that it’s flaming like a tiki torch. Wave it around while telling a pointless story, but don’t set your hair on fire (or anything else for that matter).

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6 Responses to “Ban Crayons.”

  1. Thumbup Says:

    Wow! Never knew this!

  2. Bunk Strutts Says:

    Test it out before you decide try it. (That goes for both the crayon torch and the bar prank.)

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  4. Thumbup Says:

    Thanks for the advice! I don’t think I am going to go do that! But I’ll probably tell my brothers and bet you they’ll go for it!

  5. Bunk Strutts Says:


    Papa Strutts told me a story about a boss he worked under. The guy smoked cigars and, prior to an unnecessary but mandatory department meeting, he’d load the cigar with a bit of piano wire. He’d light up at the beginning of his presentation. Papa said it was torture waiting for the ash to fall.

  6. Thumbup Says:

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