Ban Crayons.

burn a crayon

Dangerous. Use only under adult supervision.

Reminds me of a bar prank from years ago. Light a cigarette, snuff it out in a puddle of candle wax, then put it back in the pack for later. When the time is right, pull out the wax-butt, fire it up, and pretend that you don’t know that it’s flaming like a tiki torch. Wave it around while telling a pointless story, but don’t set your hair on fire (or anything else for that matter).

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Author: Bunk Strutts

Boogah Boogah.

6 thoughts on “Ban Crayons.”

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    Papa Strutts told me a story about a boss he worked under. The guy smoked cigars and, prior to an unnecessary but mandatory department meeting, he’d load the cigar with a bit of piano wire. He’d light up at the beginning of his presentation. Papa said it was torture waiting for the ash to fall.

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