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It’s Hot. Real Hot.

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Shade Cats

It’s hot

It’s so hot, I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking. It’s so hot, I saw two fire hydrants fighting over a dog. It’s so hot, the potholes in were filling themselves with asphaltic runoff. It’s so hot, kids are carving their initials in train tracks – with bamboo. It’s so hot, my eyeglasses updated my prescription. It’s so hot, the incandescent bulbs feel cool to the touch. It’s so hot, the sidewalks are on strike and demanding more eggs. It’s so hot, I didn’t have to trim my nose hair. It’s so hot, we had to fire up the grill just to cool the patio.

It’s still hot.

[Found here. Similar images here and here.]

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3 Responses to “It’s Hot. Real Hot.”

  1. Thumbup Says:

  2. Bunk Strutts Says:

    Thumbup– I am not a witch. Soy un brujo.

  3. Thumbup Says:

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