Emu.
Wild West town for sale, only $1.5M [via].
Socialism works in California, but only for some…
How to levitate the components of a sandwich [via].
The POTUS speaks about illegal immigration (and it’s not DJT).
Before they come for you, have your ultralight bugout bag ready to go [via].
The Not Too Bright List. Mix and match the metaphors and similes for fun. I’m not the brightest bulb in the crayon box of hair, so use at your own risk.
Halloween’s coming up in a few days. Just sayin’.
[Top image, Elvira, aka Cassandra Peterson.]
Tacky Raccoons 