Wanderingneur– Sure, she’s pretty, but there’s a 99% chance of fecal matter swimming around in the warmer regions of that frosty dessert. Not gonna do it. Nope nope nope.
Well, she could be one of those “frigid” types, in which case you have a chance that nothing down there is melted and runny.
Then again, remember when edible underwear was a “thing”? Blech!
Tacky Raccoons 
Heh. She looks like quite the tasty dish.
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Wanderingneur– Sure, she’s pretty, but there’s a 99% chance of fecal matter swimming around in the warmer regions of that frosty dessert. Not gonna do it. Nope nope nope.
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Well, she could be one of those “frigid” types, in which case you have a chance that nothing down there is melted and runny.
Then again, remember when edible underwear was a “thing”? Blech!
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