I once used a little too much Trinidad Scorpion Moruga sauce on a plain bean burrito. I ended up shitting flaming Napalm and it took
three days for my stomach to settle down. At 1.5 million Scoville
Heat Units, it makes a Habanero look like TicTacks.
It’s shit like this that causes The Wifely Unit to freak out every single time I even hint about wanting to try out the pressure canner I have had sitting out in the garage for six damn years.
Tacky Raccoons 
I once used a little too much Trinidad Scorpion Moruga sauce on a plain bean burrito. I ended up shitting flaming Napalm and it took
three days for my stomach to settle down. At 1.5 million Scoville
Heat Units, it makes a Habanero look like TicTacks.
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One round with The Habanero was enough for me.
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It’s shit like this that causes The Wifely Unit to freak out every single time I even hint about wanting to try out the pressure canner I have had sitting out in the garage for six damn years.
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I consider myself blessed. The missus won’t let me boil eggs without supervision.
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