Collect Them All!


“These stickers are not easy to drop off; they’re non-reflective and even waterproof. I’m willing to call them the most successful invention of 2023!”

Some Chinese news outlets credited the unexpected popularity of belly button stickers to Chinese traditional medicine, which states that the lower abdomen must be kept warm to preserve the overall health of the body. By keeping the fake navel exposed, users can wear high-waisted pants that cover much of the stomach, while still rocking garments like crop-tops.

ONLY 1/2¢ PER BB!
A pack of 96  3/4″ x  1″ Chinese belly button decals for only 50 cents is one helluva deal. Confuse people by moving them around, or wear several at the same time and claim as many birthdays as you want. So many possibilities.

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Author: Bunk Strutts

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2 thoughts on “Collect Them All!”

    1. ckc2–
      I don’t find the stuff, it finds me. Think of me as a crosswalk guard, a lookout in the crow’s nest, a park ranger of the internet, whose job is to show you what you might find if you’re not careful.
      Like Chinese bellybutton decals.

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