Washington, D.C. (Strutts News Services) – About 62 lifelong members of the CCTF (Clan of the Cheeto Task Force) arrived in Washington D.C. on Thursday to demonstrate for the right to eat puffed corn-based products known to have very little nutritional value, but that taste so good you could eat a bag in an hour.
In lieu of conspicuous consumption, the CCTF protesters dressed as actual human-sized cheetos, and in lifelike realism, withered row-by-row in the steady rain just to make their point.
When asked about that point, organizer Robert “Bobby” Bieber stated that the production of the cheese flavored junk food is under attack by the pro-ethanol lobby.
“They want to take our corn away! They want to take our trans-fats away! They want to take our fluorescent orange powdery stuff that tastes kinda like cheese away! Are you blind, man?!”
As the rain fell steadily, and the “cheetos” eroded in a natural fashion, the protest disbanded by 4PM due to a severe outbreak of the munchies.
Monday, 14 January 2008 at 10:19 am
Orange you a little ashamed of yourself?
Monday, 14 January 2008 at 2:38 pm
Hey, I’d side with them! :)
Monday, 14 January 2008 at 3:06 pm
Diesel– For what?
FinPeng– For what?
Wednesday, 23 January 2008 at 5:38 pm
ooh, orange chemical powder that tastes vaguely like cheese, yum! There’s nothing like the original puffed Cheetos and the original Kraft macaroni and cheese. A perfect meal!
Wednesday, 23 January 2008 at 9:52 pm
Mischele– Oh yeah. Kraft M&C. Many of us survived on that in our college/slumming days. A meal in a box for 25 cents. You reminded me also of dorm room cuisine. Two slices of bread, some butter patties I took from the commissary, some velveeta, and two re-used sheets of tin foil was the basic set up for grilled cheese. Then I had to borrow a steam iron from one of the girls in the next dorm over where they were about to throw out the leftover chicken cordon bleu. After scarfing down the leftovers, I’d come back to my buddies with the iron, and they though Id scored a big one. Grilled Cheese all around! Then there were the hubcap grilles and…
Wednesday, 23 July 2008 at 12:06 am
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