The first thought that came to mind when I saw this was,
“Well, whip me, beat me, and call me Irma.”
Deliberately changing the topic, this Bunk is fascinated by the words that some folks use to find Tacky Raccoons. Here’s a list of recent search engine terms:
woody pecker cat
the chips rubber biscuit
raccoons chewing sprinkler heads
I’d dodge feeding Mrs. Strutt’s cat for a day just to find out what those internet surfers were really looking for, especially “woody pecker cat” and “alpaca snot.” I hope they found what they were looking for here. If anyone has a better link for those two search terms, please post it in the comments. I’ll update this post and help hundreds, if not thousands of people searching for the same things.
P.S. I’ll accept hassenpfeffer recipes, too, mint or otherwise.