Global Warming Declared Racist: Rewards Only White Beachcombers with Doritos, Ignores Minorities’ Desire for Snack Food

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Seattle, WA (Strutts News Services) – Global Warming was blamed for the ocean currents that transported several thousand air-tight packages of Doritos to the coast of Washington, leaving thousands of minorities without the addictive snack food. A total of three white people recobanized the profits to be had after a cargo bin spilled off of a cargo bin carrier ship during a nasty storm during which the cargo ship dropped its cargo. The word spread up and down the coast:

DORITOS! DON’T TELL THE BLACKS AND THE ASIANS!”

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A cargo ship that finds itself in seas that causes it to drop its cargo is not funny at all. Ask someone who has been there and done that. But only white people comb the beaches for Doritos.

[Images and story from Truck Spills, a nice collection of things spilled from trucks.]

4 Responses to “Global Warming Declared Racist: Rewards Only White Beachcombers with Doritos, Ignores Minorities’ Desire for Snack Food”

  1. VE Says:

    Wait a minute, they won’t be ignoring the blacks and Asians. They’ll gladly sell the chips to them for a profit…

  2. Bunk Says:

    Oooh, I hadn’t thought of that. Where’s that beach again?

  3. Magdalini Says:

    hello! my name is magdalini and i am from greece! I think it is amazing that people have that hart to do souch things!!

  4. Bunk Strutts Says:

    Magdalini–

    Wow! Our first commenter from Greece!
    Καλώς ήρθατε! Wife’ μου το μέσο όνομα του s είναι η Magdalene.
    I hope you understand that this post was all in fun, nothing more than a lame attempt to make a sarcastic joke about “politically correct” news reporting.

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