Babe Magnet: The Spoiler


Well, well, well. What do we have here?

Looks like it’s time for the Dorkville Senior Prom, and someone’s dad brought home some scrap plywood and 1×6 roof sheathing from the jobsite again. He snagged an aerosol can of expansive foam insulation as well. The same someone’s mom scored some water color poster paint from the art supply room at Dorkville Elementary while Mrs. DeFarcas was busy washing the wheat paste off of Bobby Bieber’s face. Who could that someone be?

Trey Johnson. He’s that little s.o.b. from down the street that tried to let air out of your tires and only managed to release a half-pound before his fingernail ripped when you hit him with the garden hose on Halloween night a coupla years back. Now he’s a junior at Dorkville High, and he owns a staple gun. He tried to flatten your spare with it just last week.

Not much I can say that’s not intuitively obvious to the casual observer, except that TJ really screwed up the fit of the trunk and had to replace both rear light assemblies (you can’t chip away that foam insulation without damage) and got no dates for his trouble. Even the Dorkville Cheerleaders laughed at him.

Yet another great Babe Magnet. Pure efficient genius.

[Image from here.]

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3 Responses to “Babe Magnet: The Spoiler”

  1. Tony Mc Says:

    If I were a girl I’d be hot for the stud who owns this car.
    But I’m not so I just think he’s a super dork

  2. damon Says:

    The spoiler is so last year, but those tin foil wrapped hub-caps are definitely da bomb!

  3. Bunk Strutts Says:

    Tony– Ditto that big time. 8-track fury.

    damon– I am SOOO embarrassed that I missed the hubcaps. The blue SaranWrap in the passenger window must have clouded my sarcasm. Thanks for the heads up, and I promise I’ll be more ascerbic in the future.

    Both of y’all: G’head and take TWO toys out of the Good Behavior Treasure Chest.

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