“Daddy! Daddy! Were you watching? I’m an elephant poop! Watch me! I’m gonna be a BIG elephant poop! Watch me!”
Climbing up into its butt and being elephant vomit just can’t be nearly as much fun.
[Image from here. Related post here (and for his birfday, Phil gets a free pass through the pachyderm, in the direction of his choice).]
Tacky Raccoons 