Another Great Gift Idea: Sick Japanese Dog With Infectious Saliva Game!


Okay, um, lessee.  You open the sickly dog’s skull, stick his tongue to the roof of his mouth and pour in a bunch of green slime with little tidbits in it.  Now the sinuses are loaded. Close the head, and doggy drools infected pus with candies that you try to retrieve with electrified tweezers before they land on his tongue.

But here’s the excellent twist:  If you pick the wrong tidbit, you are awarded with 110V of Japanese current coursing through your metacarpals.  Hilarity ensues as you roll on the floor convulsing uncontrollably.  Everyone’s a loser in this game, not just you!

It still doesn’t beat “Pie Face” as our all-time favorite strategy game, but it’s a close second.

[Found at RGS, with many more to choose from. Nice archive of gifts here.]

Author: Bunk Strutts

Boogah Boogah.

6 thoughts on “Another Great Gift Idea: Sick Japanese Dog With Infectious Saliva Game!”

  1. Tony–
    It’s mandatory that the winner (i.e., the one who is not convulsing on the floor) eats the mucus out of respect for the fallen. And just like in Poker, the winner calls the next game, like “Pie Face.”


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